Bad Jokes!

Date: 26th Mar 2020 @ 5:57pm

I think that we all need to do some laughing! Share your jokes here with the rest of our class.

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Mrs Mc wrote:

What time do ducks get up?

... at the quack of dawn!

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Fishman 123 wrote:

What kind of maths do snowy owls like?

... owlgebra

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mushroomsuxatlife wrote:

why was bob the fat man rich ?

becase he whaight 10002000 pounds!!!

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sherbet lemon wrote:

if a doctor ate a book he wuld be gues what?

an stupid doctor

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Yummy Yorkie wrote:

what would bears be whithout bees...
EARS
=) !!!!

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Holfor wrote:

Why Don’t you give Elsa a balloon ? Because she will let it go let it go

Diamond dancer 09 wrote:

hehe

#cheetah10 wrote:

Haha

#cheetah10 wrote:

Haha

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Ice cream 3 wrote:

How do you get a astronauts baby asleep you rocket

#cheetah10 wrote:

🀣🀣🀣

#cheetah10 wrote:

🀣🀣🀣

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Fishman 123 wrote:

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together, man!

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Holfor wrote:

You won’t be a good doctor why?

because you have no patience πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Mrs Mc wrote:

Holfor, how do you add emojiis? (this isn't a joke!)

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#cheetah10 wrote:

What's covered in custard and complains?

.......Rhubarb Grumble :-|

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Fishman 123πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ» wrote:

What wobbles when it flies?
... A jelly copter!

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Fishman 123 wrote:

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards!

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Spiritdancer12 wrote:

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore

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Sparkle Dust Dancer wrote:

Why did Cinderella get kicked out of the football club? Because she was running from the ball! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Diamond dancer 09 wrote:

Haha thats really good!!!

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Fishman 123 wrote:

What is the fastest cake?

... a s-gone

Mrs Mc wrote:

Had to think about that one for a moment Fishman, but got it! :)

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Sparkle Dust Dancer wrote:

Why can't a bicycle stand up by it's self? Because it's too tired!

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Sparkle Dust Dancer wrote:

Why was the cookie so sad? Because his mum was a wafer so long!

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Diamond dancer 09 wrote:

What does a man on the moon use to cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then!
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you eat watermelon!

Diamond dancer 09 wrote:

I know that they are not the best but they where the funniest that I have.πŸ˜‚

#cheetah10 wrote:

I think the last one is really funny πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰

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Fishman 123 wrote:

How do you find the head of a worm?
You tickle it!

On mymaths it says I’ve no homework when I’ve not done any,

Diamond dancer 09 wrote:

When I go on to my maths, it says I have no hone work either so I have just been doing the practice gamesβž—βž•βž–βœ–οΈ

Mrs Mc wrote:

Hello Fishman and Diamond Dancer. I have not set homework on My Maths - but you can still do My Maths activities. At the start of each week, if you click on the Home Learning tab on the Year5 page, you will find your learning tasks for that week. I have put all the maths homework on the home learning tab, but see what I have written in the home learning activities for that week so that you understand what to do. Let me know if you have any more problems. Take care. :)

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#cheetah10 wrote:

Paralell lines have so much in common its a shame theyll never meet II 🀣🀣🀣

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